In the history of Romanian cinema, Sergiu Nicolaescu’s name stands for “prolific, highly commercial and professional”.

At the age of 80, the director launched in April his latest production, which is also his second comedy in a long row of action and historic films. “Poker” is a cinema adaptation of Adrian Lustig’s theatre play with the same name, and focuses on four male friends, representatives for the social canvas: a doctor without a moral conscience, an unscrupulous politician, a chief of the local mafia, and a businessman who made a fortune in America. Nicolaescu says the subject is “more contemporary than ever and reflects the political reality perfectly,” even if it had to be delayed due to other director’s projects.

Made by MediaPro Pictures, ‘Poker‘ looks at immorality and intrigues in politics, hinting at the fact that contemporary Romania is a day to day jungle where strings are pulled by those in power, so everything turns into a poker round, where those who have the right aces in their sleeve can win.

Born in April 1930, Sergiu Nicolaescu is a Romanian film director, actor and politician. He is best known for his historical movies, such as Mihai Viteazul (1970, released in English both under the equivalent title Michael the Brave and The Last Crusade), Dacii (1966, Warriors), Razboiul Independentei (1977, War of Independence), as well as for his series of thrillers that take place in the Kingdom of Romania, such as Un comisar acuza (1973, A Police Inspector Calls). He is one of the most popular film directors in Romania. Nicolaescu’s debut as a director was in 1962 with the short film Scoicile nu au vorbit niciodata (Shells Have Never Spoken). His first feature film was the 1966 French-Romanian co-production Dacii (Les Guerriers). Nicolaescu continued his film-making career by directing a large number of movies and also starring in many of his own movies.

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1. Alan Carr – Live at the Apollo (1) (9:03)
2. Alan Carr – Live at the Apollo (2) (9:23)
3. Alan Carr – Live at the Apollo (3) (6:19)
4. Alan Carr – Tooth Fairy [2007] (72:04)
5. Alex Reymundo – Hick-Spanic Live in Albuquerque [2007] (75:10)
6. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (1) (9:00)
7. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (10) (9:04)
8. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (11) (8:55)
9. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (12) (2:37)
10. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (2) (9:09)
11. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (3) (8:55)
12. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (4) (8:57)
13. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (5) (9:00)
14. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (6) (9:00)
15. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (7) (8:59)
16. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (8) (9:00)
17. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 (9) (9:00)
18. The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2006 (102:02)
19. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (1) (9:31)
20. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (10) (8:22)
21. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (11) (6:54)
22. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (2) (9:33)
23. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (3) (9:45)
24. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (4) (9:29)
25. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (5) (9:06)
26. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (6)
27. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (7) (9:35)
28. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (8) (9:44)
29. The Big Fat Quiz of the year 2007 (9) (9:30)
30. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (1) (9:57)
31. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (10) (9:54)
32. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (11) (4:12)
33. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (2) (9:31)
34. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (3) (9:44)
35. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (4) (9:46)
36. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (5) (9:56)
37. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (6) (9:59)
38. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (7) (9:22)
39. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (8) (9:59)
40. Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2008 (9) (7:59)
41. Bill Bailey – Bewilderness (79:15)
42. Bill Bailey – Cosmic Jam
43. Bill Bailey – Part Troll (93:34)
44. bill bailey – tinselworm (91:14)
45. Bill Bellamy – Back to my roots (65:23)
46. bill.bellamy.back.to.my.roots.2005.dvdrip.xvid-fico-extras (19:37)
47. Bill Cosby – Himself [1982]
48. Bill Hicks – Relentless [1992] (60:37)
49. Bill Hicks – Revelations [2004] (75:04)
50. Bill Hicks – Sane Man [1989] (80:11)
51. Bill Maher – Be More Cynical (47:31)
52. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (1) (10:05)
53. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (10) (8:52)
54. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (2) (10:15)
55. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (3) (10:00)
56. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (4) (10:00)
57. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (5) (10:00)
58. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (6) (10:00)
59. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (7) (10:00)
60. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (8) (10:00)
61. Bill Maher – I`m Swiss (9) (10:00)
62. Bill Maher – The Decider (1) (10:00)
63. Bill Maher – The Decider (2) (10:00)
64. Bill Maher – The Decider (3) (10:00)
65. Bill Maher – The Decider (4) (10:00)
66. Bill Maher – The Decider (5) (10:00)
67. Bill Maher – The Decider (6) (10:00)
68. Bill Maher – Victory Begins at Home (1) (9:30)
69. Bill Maher – Victory Begins at Home (2) (9:30)
70. Bill Maher – Victory Begins at Home (3) (9:30)
71. Bill Maher – Victory Begins at Home (4) (9:30)
72. Bill Maher – Victory Begins at Home (5) (8:40)
73. An Audience With Billy Connolly (50:25)
74. Billy and Albert (89:53)
75. Billy Bites Yer Bum (104:33)
76. Billy Connolly- Erect For 30 Years (103:17)
77. Hand Picked By Billy (56:12)
78. Live 2002 (102:22)
79. Live In New York (92:06)
80. Billy Connolly – The Crucifixion (15:34)
81. Billy Connolly – The Jobbie Weecha!!!! – Please Help, Me I’m Falling (16:13)
82. Billy Connolly – Nobody’s Child (5:55)
83. Billy Connolly – Get Right Intea Him – Side A (31:30)
84. Billy Connelly – Ivan The Terrible (4:51)
85. Billy Connelly – Live (49:56)
86. Billy Connolly – Rangers V Celtic (6:08
87. Billy Connolly – Standup Comedy (33:42)
88. Was It Something I Said
89. Bill Engval – 15 Degrees Off Cool (60:17)
90. Blue Collar Comedy Tour
91. (COMEDY) – Funny Chinese People (2:36)
92. Rodney Carrington – A Dozen Roses (3:26)
93. Comedy – Jeff Foxworthy – Funny Chinese People (2:36)
94. Comedy – Jeff Foxworthy – Naked Eating Cheetos(Feat. Bill Engvall, Ron White & Larry The Cable Gu (54:26)
95. Comedy – Jeff Foxworthy – White trash christmas (2:21)
96. Jeff Foxworthy- PMS (2:25)
97. Larry The Cable Guy – Christmas Songs For The 90s (2:37)
98. Larry the Cable Guy – Fat Girls & Japs (5:30)
99. Trailer Park boys – Jokes(2).m (0:47)
100. Comedy Central Presents – Ron White
101. Ron White – Behavioral Problems [2009] (70:47)
102. Ron White – They call me Tater Salad (55:56)
103. Ron White – You can`t fix stupid (43:00)
104. Bonnie McFarlane – One Night Stand (23:51)
105. Brendon Burns – So I Suppose THIS Is Offensive Now (72:52)
106. created.with.SUPER(C).v2008.bld.32 – Brian Regan – Epitome Of Hyperbole (45:24)
107. Brian Regan – I Walked on the Moon (55:24)
108. Brian Regan – Animals (1:50)
109. Brian Regan – Belly Buttons (0:43)
110. Brian Regan – Big Family Stuff (6:31)
111. Brian Regan – Blasting Zone (0:32)
112. Brian Regan – Crank Calls (1:09)
113. Brian Regan – Dog Barking (2:29)
114. Brian Regan – Donut Lady (2:37)
115. Brian Regan – Elevators & Faces (2:00)
116. Brian Regan – Evel Knievel (1:02)
117. Brian Regan – Fishing on TV (2:07)
118. Brian Regan – Flipper & Gentle Ben (2:08)
119. Brian Regan – Health Club Stuff (3:13)
120. Brian Regan – Hooked on Phonix (1:34)
121. Brian Regan – Horns & Windshields (2:55)
122. Brian Regan – Kid’s Party Games (1:44)
123. Brian Regan – Log Trucks (0:52)
124. Brian Regan – Lousy in Little League (6:40)
125. Brian Regan – Monster Truck Drivers (1:42)
126. Brian Regan – Peanut Butter & Jelly (1:01)
127. Brian Regan – Seatbelts (0:41)
128. Brian Regan – Spider Webs & Bees (0:57)
129. Brian Regan – Stupid in School (5:16)
130. Brian Regan – Whale Noises (1:22)
131. Brian Regan – You Too & Stuff (4:52)
132. Brian Regan – Standing Up (42:43)
133. carlos mencia3 (28:29)
134. Comedy Central Presents – Carlos Mencia (20:19)
135. Chris Rock – Bigger And Blacker (2002) (65:02)
136. Chris Rock – Kill the messenger (79:25)
137. Chris Rock – Never Scared [2004] (78:44)
138. Chris Rock Big Ass Jokes (26:57)
139. Chubby Brown – Bad Taste [2003]
140. Comedy Central’s 100 Greatest Stand Ups (Part 1, 100-81) (42:26)
141. Comedy Central’s 100 Greatest Stand Ups (Part 2, 80-61) (42:12)
142. Comedy Central’s 100 Greatest Stand Ups (Part 3, 60-41) (42:27)
143. Comedy Central’s 100 Greatest Stand Ups (Part 4, 40-21) (42:27)
144. Comedy Central’s 100 Greatest Stand Ups (Part 5, 20-1) (42:25)
145. Comedy Central Presents – Adam Ferrara (20:54)
146. GK – Comedy Central Presents – Adele Givens (20:57)
147. Comedy Central Presents – Al Madrigal (20:27)
148. Comedy Central Presents – Alonzo Bodden (20:27)
149. Comedy Central Presents – Andrew Kennedy (20:59)
150. Comedy Central Presents – Andy Kindler (20:29)
151. Comedy Central Presents – Ardal O’Hanlon (20:16)
152. Comedy Central Presents – Aries Spears (20:26)
153. Comedy Central Presents – Arj Barker (20:33)
154. Comedy Central Presents – Arj Barker[2] (19:44)
155. Comedy Central Presents – Arnez J. (20:05)
156. Comedy Central Presents – Ben Bailey (19:47)
157. Comedy Central Presents – Big Jay Oakerson (20:30)
158. Comedy Central Presents – Bil Dwyer (20:14)
159. Comedy Central Presents – Bill Burr (20:20)
160. Comedy Central Presents – Bill Santiago (19:57)
161. Comedy Central Presents – Bob Marley (20:59)
162. Comedy Central Presents – Bob Oschack
163. Comedy Central Presents – Brian Regan (20:25)
164. Comedy Central Presents – Bruce Bruce (20:24)
165. Comedy Central Presents – Carlos Alazraqui (20:20)
166. Comedy Central Presents – Carol Leifer (20:18)
167. Comedy Central Presents – Chelsea Handler (20:59)
168. Comedy Central Presents – Christian Finnegan
169. Comedy Central Presents – Clinton Jackson (20:05)
170. Comedy Central Presents – Corey Holcomb (20:27)
171. Comedy Central Presents – Corey Kahaney (20:20)
172. Comedy Central Presents – Craig Shoemaker (20:27)
173. Comedy Central Presents – Dan Cummins (20:30)
174. Comedy Central Presents – Dan Mintz (21:00)
175. Comedy Central Presents – Dan Naturman (20:28)
176. Comedy Central Presents – Daniel Tosh (20:14)
177. Comedy Central Presents – Darrell Hammond (20:54)
178. Comedy Central Presents – Dat Phan (20:21)
179. Comedy Central Presents – David Feldman (20:05)
180. Comedy Central Presents – Deon Cole (20:59)
181. Comedy Central Presents – DeRay (20:59)
182. Comedy Central Presents – Dom Irrera (20:53)
183. Comedy Central Presents – Don DC Curry (29:59)
184. Comedy Central Presents – Doug Benson
185. Comedy Central Presents – Doug Stanhope (20:16)
186. Comedy Central Presents – Dov Davidoff (21:01)
187. Comedy Central Presents – Drew Fraser (14:34)
188. Comedy Central Presents – Dwayne Kennedy (20:24)
189. Comedy Central Presents – Dwayne Perkins
190. Comedy Central Presents – Earthquake (20:19)
191. Comedy Central Presents – Eddie Brill (20:04)
192. Comedy Central Presents – Eddie Gossling
193. Comedy Central Presents – Elvira Kurt (20:55)
194. Comedy Central Presents – Eugene Mirman (14:40)
195. Comedy Central Presents – Finesse Mitchell (21:00)
196. GK – Comedy Central Presents – Frank Caliendo (20:29)
197. Comedy Central Presents – Freddy Soto (20:20)
198. Comedy Central Presents – Gary Valentine (20:04)
199. Comedy Central Presents – Gene Pompa (20:19)
200. Comedy Central Presents – Gilbert Gottfried (20:11)
201. Comedy Central Presents – Godfrey (20:21)
202. Comedy Central Presents – Greg Behrendt (20:54)
203. Comedy Central Presents – Greg Fitzsimmons (20:54)
204. Comedy Central Presents – Greg Fitzsimmons[2] (20:28)
205. Comedy Central Presents – Greg Giraldo(2) (20:04)
206. Comedy Central Presents – Greg Giraldo (20:54)
207. Comedy Central Presents – Greg Proops (20:55)
208. Comedy Central Presents – Gregg Rogell (20:15)
209. Comedy Central Presents – Hard’N'Phirm (21:01)
210. Comedy Central Presents – Harland Williams (21:00)
211. Comedy Central Presents – Henry Phillips (20:26)
212. Comedy Central Presents – Howard Kremer (20:59)
213. Comedy Central Presents – Hugh Fink (20:54)
214. Comedy Central Presents – Ian Bagg (20:59)
215. Comedy Central Presents – Jack Coen (21:54)
216. Comedy Central Presents – Jackie Kashian (20:20)
217. Comedy Central Presents – Jake Johannsen (20:20)
218. Comedy Central Presents – Jamie Lissow (20:30)
219. Comedy Central Presents – Jeff Cesario (20:27)
220. Comedy Central Presents – Jeff Dunham (20:22)
221. Comedy Central Presents – Jeff Garcia (19:54)
222. Comedy Central Presents – Jeff Stilson (20:28)
223. Comedy Central Presents – Jeremy Hotz (20:27)
224. Comedy Central Presents – Jim David (20:53)
225. Comedy Central Presents – Jim Gaffigan (21:52)
226. Comedy Central Presents – Jimmy Carr (21:00)
227. Comedy Central Presents – Jimmy Dore (20:20)
228. Comedy Central Presents – Jimmy Pardo
229. Comedy Central Presents – Jimmy Shubert
230. Comedy Central Presents – Jo Koy (21:00)
231. Comedy Central Presents – Joe Matarese (20:29)
232. Comedy Central Presents – Joey Kola
233. Comedy Central Presents – John Caparulo (19:45)
234. Comedy Central Presents – John Heffron(2) (20:58)
235. Comedy Central Presents – Jon Reep (20:30)
236. Comedy Central Presents – Josh Sneed (20:58)
237. Comedy Central Presents – Judy Gold (18:14)
238. Comedy Central Presents – Kathleen Madigan (20:54)
239. Comedy Central Presents – Keith Robinson (20:25)
240. Comedy Central Presents – Kevin Brennan (20:54)
241. Comedy Central Presents – Kevin Hart
242. Comedy Central Presents – Kevin Nealon (20:54)
243. Comedy Central Presents – Kyle Cease (19:46)
244. Comedy Central Presents – Kyle Dunnigan (20:59)
245. Comedy Central Presents – Kyle Grooms (20:59)
246. Comedy Central Presents – Laura Kightlinger (20:24)
247. Comedy Central Presents – Lenny Clarke (20:15)
248. Comedy Central Presents – Lisa Landry (20:59)
249. Comedy Central Presents – Lizz Winstead (20:26)
250. Comedy Central Presents – Loni Love (20:59)
251. Comedy Central Presents – Louis Ramey (20:17)
252. Comedy Central Presents – Lynne Koplitz (20:30)
253. Comedy Central Presents – Marc Maron(2) (20:59)
254. Comedy Central Presents – Marc Maron (19:35)
255. Comedy Central Presents – Margaret Smith (20:54)
256. Comedy Central Presents – Maria Bamford(2) (20:59)
257. Screwz Luse – Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (20:21)
258. Comedy Central Presents – Mario Cantone (20:54)
259. Comedy Central Presents – Mark Curry (20:52)
260. Comedy Central Presents – Megan Mooney (20:30)
261. Comedy Central Presents – Mike Birbiglia(2) (20:28)
262. Comedy Central Presents – Mike Birbiglia
263. Screwz Luse – Comedy Central Presents Mike Britt (20:19)
264. Comedy Central Presents – Mitch Fatel (21:00)
265. Comedy Central Presents – Mitch Hedburg uncut (37:50)
266. Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedburg (20:18)
267. Comedy Central Presents – Nick DiPaolo(2) (20:59)
268. Comedy Central Presents – Nick Dipaolo (20:19)
269. Comedy Central Presents – Nick Swardson(2) (19:43)
270. Comedy Central Presents – Nick Swardson (20:54)
271. Comedy Central Presents – Otis Lee Crenshaw (20:18)
272. Comedy Central Presents – Pat Dixon (20:2
273. Comedy Central Presents – Patrice O’Neal (20:24)
274. Comedy Central Presents – Paul F. Tompkins(2) (20:59)
275. Comedy Central Presents – Paul F.Tompkins
276. Comedy Central Presents – Paul Gilmartin (20:19)
277. Comedy Central Presents – Paul Mercurio (20:19)
278. Comedy Central Presents – Peter Berman (19:52)
279. Comedy Central Presents – Ralph Harris (20:54)
280. Comedy Central Presents – Reggie McFadden (20:54)
281. Comedy Central Presents – Rene Hicks (20:1
282. Comedy Central Presents – Reno Collier (20:26)
283. Comedy Central Presents – Retta
284. Comedy Central Presents – Rich Vos (20:1
285. Comedy Central Presents – Richard Jeni
286. Comedy Central Presents – Rickey Smiley (20:21)
287. Comedy Central Presents – Robert Hawkins
288. Comedy Central Presents – Robert Kelly (20:29)
289. Comedy Central Presents – Rocky LaPorte (20:29)
290. Comedy Central Presents – Rod Man (20:5
291. Comedy Central Presents – Rudy Rush (20:03)
292. Comedy Central Presents – Russ Meneve (21:01)
293. Comedy Central Presents – Russell Peters
294. Comedy Central Presents – Sabrina Matthews (20:54)
295. Comedy Central Presents – Scott Kennedy (20:05)
296. Comedy Central Presents – Sean Cullen (18:1
297. Comedy Central Presents – Sebastian Maniscalco (21:02)
298. Comedy Central Presents – Sheryl Underwood (20:24)
299. Comedy Central Presents – Slovin & Allen (20:14)
300. Comedy Central Presents – Stella
301. Comedy Central Presents – Steve Byrne (20:56)
302. Comedy Central Presents – Steve McGrew (20:25)
303. Comedy Central Presents – Sue Murphy (20:54)
304. Comedy Central Presents – Tammy Pescatelli (20:26)
305. Comedy Central Presents – Ted Alexandro(2) (20:26)
306. Comedy Central Presents – Ted Alexandro (20:11)
307. Comedy Central Presents – Tess (20:2
308. Comedy Central Presents – The Amazing Johnathan (20:22)
309. Comedy Central Presents – The Sklar Brothers (20:19)
310. Comedy Central Presents – Tig (20:20)
311. Comedy Central Presents – Todd Barry(2) (19:41)
312. Comedy Central Presents – Todd Barry (20:54)
313. Comedy Central Presents – Todd Glass (20:19)
314. Comedy Central Presents – Todd Lynn (20:27)
315. Comedy Central Presents – Tom Cotter
316. Comedy Central Presents – Tom Papa(2) (21:00)
317. Comedy Central Presents – Tom Papa (19:47)
318. Comedy Central Presents – Tom Rhodes (20:17)
319. Comedy Central Presents – Tom Shillue (20:35)
320. Comedy Central Presents – Tommy Johnagin (20:26)
321. Comedy Central Presents – Tony Woods (20:4
322. Comedy Central Presents – Tracy Smith (20:12)
323. Comedy Central Presents – Ty Barnett (20:59)
324. Comedy Central Presents – Vanessa Hollingshead
325. Comedy Central Presents – Vic Henley (20:26)
326. Comedy Central Presents – Vince Morris
327. Comedy Central Presents – Wanda Sykes (20:55)
328. Comedy Central Presents – Zach Galifianakis (20:19)
329. Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget (66:22)
330. Comedy Central Roast of Comedian Denis Leary
331. Comedy Central Roast of Comedian Jeff Foxworthy (59:50)
332. Comedy Central Roast Of Flavor Flav (60:31)
333. Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson – Secret Stash Version
334. Comedy Central Roast Of William Shatner 2006 (80:40)
335. The N.Y. Friars Club Roast Of Chevy Chase (42:19)
336. The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Drew Carey (42:59)
337. The N.Y. Friars Club Roast Of Hugh Hefner (42:0
338. Craig Ferguson a wee bit o revolution 2009 (79:42)
339. Dana Carvey – Critics’ Choice (1995)
340. Comedy Central Presents – Dane Cook, Harmful If Swallowed (87:1
341. Comedy Central Presents – Dane Cook (6:46)
342. Dane.Cook.Isolated.Incident.2009.DVDRip.XviD-Delta9 (58:41)
343. Dane Cook – DANEgerous Edition (131:55)
344. Dane Cook – Insomniac Tour (1) (5:04)
345. Dane Cook – Insomniac Tour (2) (5:03)
346. Dane Cook – Insomniac Tour (3) (5:23)
347. Dane Cook – Insomniac Tour (4) (4:57)
348. Dane Cook – Insomniac Tour (5) (3:09)
349. rough around the edges (59:44)
350. Peapod – Stand up Comedy – Dane Cook on Kilborn – Lions (5:20)
351. Dara O Briain – Live at the Theatre Royal [2006] (89:1
352. Dara O Brian – Talks Funny Live In London [2007] (94:2
353. Comedy Central Presents – Dave Attell (20:33)
354. Dave Attel – Insomniac Tour [2005] (98:25)
355. Dave Attell – Captain Miserable (51:51)
356. Dave Chapelle in San Francisco (1) (10:00)
357. Dave Chapelle in San Francisco (2) (10:00)
358. Dave Chapelle in San Francisco (3) (8:01)
359. Dave Chappelle – Killing Them Softly [2003] (65:35)
360. Comedy Central Presents – Demetri Martin (19:5
361. Demetri Martin – If I (1) (9:00)
362. Demetri Martin – If I (2) (9:05)
363. Demetri Martin – If I (3) (9:03)
364. Demetri Martin – If I (4) (9:04)
365. Demetri Martin – If I (5) (9:01)
366. Demetri Martin – If I (6) (3:16)
367. Denis Leary – Lock ‘N Load (58:24)
368. Denis Leary – No Cure For Cancer (60:27)
369. Denis Leary – Fuck This (0:24)
370. Denis Leary – Asshole of the Dance (4:37)
371. Denis Leary – Marv Marv Marv (2:11)
372. Denis Leary – Save This (3:25)
373. Denis Leary – Deaf Mute Coctail Party (2:21)
374. Denis Leary – Coffee (7:55)
375. Denis Leary – Beer (3:42)
376. Denis Leary – Fuck Santa (1:21)
377. Denis Leary – Elvis and I (4:23)
378. Denis Leary – I’m Happy (0:11)
379. Denis Leary – Fuck the Kennedys (1:06)
380. Denis Leary – President Leary (4:46)
381. Denis Leary – A Reading from the Book of Apple (1:32)
382. Denis Leary – Love Barge (6:19)
383. Denis Leary – Fat Fucks (5:06)
384. Denis Leary – Insane cowboy (in Africa) (1:11)
385. Denis Leary – My Kids (16:02)
386. Denis Leary – Life’s Gonna Suck (1:42)
387. Denis Leary – Fuck the Pope (3:21)
388. Denis Leary – Lock ‘n Load (4:39)
389. Denis Leary – Asshole (4:25)
390. Denis Leary – Drugs (8:24)
391. Denis Leary – Rehab (4:02)
392. Denis Leary – More Drugs (7:05)
393. Denis Leary – Smoke (5:27)
394. Denis Leary – Meat (4:02)
395. Denis Leary – Death (5:00)
396. Denis Leary – The Downtrodden Song (1:22)
397. Denis Leary – Traditional Irish Folk Song (1:59)
398. Denis Leary – Voices in My Head (3:37)
399. Denis Leary – Penguin Audio presents (1:51)
400. Denis Leary – Secret Hidden Message (0:16)
401. Denis Leary – A Second Note (1:12)
402. Denis Leary – Okay, this is the prolouge (6:2
403. Denis Leary – Danica Patrick (6:53)
404. Denis Leary – Yup-there is a real (7:32)
405. Denis Leary – Why Everyone Hates Us (0:4
406. Denis Leary – Anna Nicole Smith (3:36)
407. Denis Leary – George Bush Jr. (0:51)
408. Denis Leary – Britney Spears’s Vagina (1:31)
409. Denis Leary – Britney Spears’s Head (3:32)
410. Denis Leary – You (1:06)
411. Denis Leary – Bill Clinton / Blow Jobs (4:13)
412. Denis Leary – The Double Quarter Pounder (0:47)
413. Denis Leary – NASCAR (1:12)
414. Denis Leary – Rehab (1:46)
415. Denis Leary – Angelina Jolie (1:42)
416. Denis Leary – Me (5:20)
417. Denis Leary – Your Kids Are Not Cute (7:37)
418. Denis Leary – Stabbing screaming (4:01)
419. Denis Leary – Please Drug Your Children (3:13)
420. Denis Leary – I Had Sex With (6:46)
421. Denis Leary – I have definite and vitall (7:31)
422. Denis Leary – 06 And on and on it went
423. Denis Leary – 07 I got a job in a diner
424. Denis Leary – 08 We never went hungry
425. Denis Leary – Bullies R Us (5:43)
426. Denis Leary – Within seconds Bobby (5:17)
427. Denis Leary – As he drew closer (5:54)
428. Denis Leary – 12 Why the fuck do old
429. Denis Leary – 01 Autism Shmautism
430. Denis Leary – 02 Now I know how
431. Denis Leary – 03 My advice to men
432. Denis Leary – 04 And that was the end
433. Denis Leary – 05 How I Learned To Act
434. Denis Leary – 06 How I Became A
435. Denis Leary – We decided not to put (5:55)
436. Denis Leary – Nuns, Tits, Booze (5:07)
437. Denis Leary – 09 Matt Dillon Is A Giant
438. Denis Leary – 10 When I walked into the
439. Denis Leary – 11 I think its fair to say
440. Denis Leary – 12 Three words for all the
441. Denis Leary – Grande Vente Mocha (4:44)
442. Denis Leary – 02 There was an author
443. Denis Leary – 03 I was ready to steamroll
444. Denis Leary – 04 Semen count
445. Denis Leary – She loves us (5:31)
446. Denis Leary – Does This Bomb (6:40)
447. Denis Leary – This Is Your Brain (7:20)
448. Denis Leary – We couldn’t care less (7:57)
449. Denis Leary – We all know women (7:42)
450. Denis Leary – The big chunk (7:31)
451. Denis Leary – My wife screams (4:47)
452. Denis Leary – One thing that drives (5:47)
453. Denis Leary – The Pope is a Pimp (4:12)
454. Denis Leary – Number One (6:22)
455. Denis Leary – The Asshole Olympics (7:05)
456. Denis Leary – I want all Americans (7:56)
457. Denis Leary – Someone Tell My Mom (6:01)
458. Denis Leary – Driving home that day (7:30)
459. Dennis Miller The Raw Feed 2003 (59:09)
460. Drew Hastings – Irked and Miffed 2008 (62:52)
461. Dylan Moran – Like Totally (66:09)
462. Dylan Moran – Melbourne Comedy Gala 2006 (3:45)
463. Dylan Moran – Monster (87:50)
464. Eddie Griffin – Dysfunktional family (1)
465. Eddie Griffin – Dysfunktional family (2)
466. Eddie Griffin – Dysfunktional family (3)
467. Eddie Griffin – Dysfunktional family (4)
468. Eddie Griffin – Freedom Of Speech [2008] (97:07)
469. Eddie Griffin – Last Stand [2003] (103:0
470. Eddie Groffin – Voodoo Child [1997] (56:2
471. Eddie Izzard – Definite Article (46:26)
472. Eddie Murphy – Delirious (1983) (69:49)
473. Eddie Murphy – Raw (1987) (88:01)
474. Eddie Murphy – The Barbecue (1:47)
475. Eddie Murphy – Drinking Fathers (8:06)
476. Eddie Murphy – Singers (10:00)
477. Eddie Murphy – Old Jew (1:54)
478. Eddie Murphy – Ice Cream Man (3:24)
479. Eddie Murphy – Boxers (3:11)
480. Eddie Murphy – Hit by a Car (5:4
481. Eddie Murphy – Cumin’ Hard (5:51)
482. Eddie Murphy – Skeleton in Closet (6:12)
483. Eddie Murphy – Grandma Klump (2:19)
484. Eddie Murphy – Buckwheat (2:06)
485. Eddie Murphy – Niggaz in the ’70s (1:1
486. Eddie Murphy – Moses (3:4
487. Eddie Murphy – Lost in Space (0:47)
488. Eddie Murphy – Little Richard (2:06)
489. Eddie Murphy – Black Sambo (1:3
490. Eddie Murphy – Almost Fucked a Midget (4:52)
491. Eddie Murphy – Seeing Birth (3:10)
492. Ellen DeGeneres – Here Now (1) (7:0
493. Ellen DeGeneres – Here Now (2) (7:56)
494. Ellen DeGeneres – Here Now (3) (7:54)
495. Ellen DeGeneres – Here Now (4) (8:23)
496. Ellen DeGeneres – Here Now (5) (9:04)
497. Ellen DeGeneres – Here Now (6) (8:59)
498. Ellen DeGeneres – Here Now (7) (9:53)
499. Flight Of The Conchords – HBO One Night Stand (29:49)
500. Frank Caliendo-Giggles (54:27)
501. frank skinner – live from birminghams nia (89:34)
502. Comedy Central Presents – Gabriel Iglesias (20:19)
503. George Carlin – 01 – On Location At Usc [1977]
504. George Carlin – 02 – Again [1978] (81:21)
505. George Carlin – 04 – Carlin On Campus [1984]
506. George Carlin – 05 – Playing With Your Head [1986] (57:55)
507. George Carlin – 06 – What the Fuck am I Doing in New Jersey [1988] (58:32)
508. George Carlin – 07 – Doin’ It Again [1990]
509. George Carlin – 08 – Jammin’ In New York [1992]
510. George Carlin – 09 – Back In Town [1996]
511. George Carlin – 10 – 40 Years Of Comedy [1997]
512. George Carlin – 11 – You Are All Diseased [1999] (63:23)
513. George Carlin – 12 – Complaints and Grievances [2001] (56:14)
514. George Carlin – George’s Best Stuff [1996] (87:04)
515. George Carlin – Inside The Actor’s Studio [2004] (47:54)
516. George Carlin – Its bad for ya [2008] (68:57)
517. George Carlin – The Mark Twain prize (85:24)
518. aaf-heckler (79:01)
519. Jeff Dunham – Arguing with Myself [2006] (69:0
520. Jeff Dunham – Spark of Insanity [2007] (80:26)
521. Jeff Dunhams – Very Special Christmas Special [2008] (85:23)
522. Jerry Seinfeld – I`m telling it for the last time (69:1
523. Jerry Seinfeld – Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That (Bloopers From S2 DVD) (13:42)
524. Jerry Seinfeld – Stand-Up Confidential 1987
525. Jerry Seinfeld – The Comedian
526. Seinfeld Reunion Special (43:1
527. exclusive stand up 1 (8:03)
528. exclusive stand-up 2 (10:12)
529. exclusive stand-up 3 (7:0
530. exclusive stand-up 4 (7:53)
531. Saturday Night Live Hosted by Jerry Seinfeld (49:43)
532. stand up 1981 (6:32)
533. tonight show appearance 1990 (7:07)
534. tonight show with micheal richards (5:22)
535. Jim Breuer – Hardcore (41:4
536. Jim Carrey – Standup Routine – Comedy Store (1996) (5:47)
537. Jim Carrey – Unnatural Act (1991) (29:20)
538. Jim Gaffigan – Beyond The Pale (71:50)
539. Jim Gaffigan – King Baby (41:27)
540. Jimmy Carr – Comedian (93:3
541. Jimmy Carr – In Concert (127:25)
542. Jimmy Carr – Live at the Apollo (1) (9:26)
543. Jimmy Carr – Live at the Apollo (2) (8:39)
544. Jimmy Carr – Live (75:02)
545. Jimmy Carr – Stand Up (80:12)
546. Jimmy Carr — Comedy Central stand up — Part 2 (9:59)
547. Just for Laughs 2004 Montreal Comedy Festival (101:53)
548. Katt Williams – Its Pimpin Pimpin [2008] (77:4
549. Katt Williams – Live [2006] (85:01)
550. Kevin James, sweat the small stuff (42:53)
551. The Original Kings Of Comedy (110:54)
552. Kyle Cease – Weirder Blacker Dimpler [2007] (67:13)
553. Laffapalooza 1 [2006] (65:4
554. Laffapalooza 2 [2007] (73:11)
555. Laffapalooza 3 [2007] (64:09)
556. Laughing Out Loud – Standup Comedy (vol. 1) (57:5
557. Laughing Out Loud – Standup Comedy (vol. 2) (54:2
558. Laughing Out Loud – Standup Comedy (vol. 3) (59:41)
559. Laughing Out Loud – Standup Comedy (vol. 4) (60:47)
560. Laughing Out Loud – Standup Comedy (vol. 5) (59:50)
561. Comedy Central Presents – Lewis Black 2000 (21:06)
562. Comedy Central Presents – Lewis Black 2002 (21:05)
563. Comedy Central Presents – Lewis Black (20:53)
564. Lewis Black – Red White and Screwed (57:49)
565. Lewis Black – Taxed Beyond Belief (21:36)
566. Lewis Black on Brodway (58:10)
567. Lewis Black – Atlanta (6:17)
568. Lewis Black – After September 11Th (3:31)
569. Lewis Black – Environmental Terrorism or Glo (7:57)
570. Lewis Black – Coke and Pepsi and the Super B (7:00)
571. Lewis Black – Halftime At the Super Bowl 200 (5:44)
572. Lewis Black – The End of the Universe (3:49)
573. Lewis Black – Tax Rebates and Common Sense (4:54)
574. Lewis Black – Airport Security (13:35)
575. Lewis Black – Tv News & Jerry Falwell (4:02)
576. Lewis Black – What I’ve Learned (3:2
577. Lewis Black – Minnesota Winters (3:00)
578. Lewis Black – The Settling of Minnesota (3:32)
579. Lewis Black – The Coldest Winter Ever (3:05)
580. Lewis Black – International Travel (3:27)
581. Lewis Black – Ireland & Health (14:56)
582. Lewis Black – Health Clubs (3:00)
583. Lewis Black – Small Pox (1:59)
584. Lewis Black – Greed (9:30)
585. Lewis Black – Who’s Fucking Who (4:4
586. Lewis Black – Homeland Security (3:47)
587. Lewis Black – Bringing Democracy to Iraq (1:09)
588. Lewis Black – The War in Iraq (10:44)
589. Lewis Black – A Sense of Humor (2:4
590. Lewis Black – Wisconsin (2:44)
591. Lewis Black – The Fall, Hurricanes, and Weathermen (9:04)
592. Lewis Black – The Ozone, Sunblock, the Flu, and Nyquil (5:40)
593. Lewis Black – Miami and Las Vegas (6:31)
594. Lewis Black – Fuck, New York, Los Angeles (4:16)
595. Lewis Black – Tv Pilot (2:20)
596. Lewis Black – Ihop (The International House of Pancakes) (4:11)
597. Lewis Black – Heaven’s Gate (2:12)
598. Lewis Black – Bill Clinton and Oral Sex (2:33)
599. Lewis Black – The Impeachment (2:37)
600. Lewis Black – Education in Arkansas (3:10)
601. Lewis Black – Other Idiots From Arkansas (5:02)
602. Lisa Lampanelli – Long Live the Queen (70:16)
603. Louis C.K. – Shameless (55:55)
604. Louis C.K. 1995
605. Louis C.K. Interview
606. Margaret Cho – Comedy Half Hour (1994) (28:46)
607. Def Comedy Jam – Martin Lawrence Chris Tucker Bernie Mac (26:41)
608. Martin Lawrence – You so crazy (1994) (85:27)
609. Martin Lawrence Live – Runteldat (83:19)
610. Michael Mcintyre live and laughing (83:47)
611. Michael Mcintyre Live at the Apollo (1) (9:44)
612. Michael Mcintyre Live at the Apollo (2) (9:5
613. Michael Mcintyre Live at the Apollo (3) (8:03)
614. Mike Marino – New Jerseys Bad Boy Of Comedy [2007] (69:24)
615. Norm MacDonald – Standup Routine (6:27)
616. Comedy Central Presents – Pablo Francisco (20:54)
617. Pablo Francisco – Bits and pieces (48:49)
618. Paddy McGuinness – Plus You Live & Extras (109:33)
619. Peter Kay – Live At The Bolton Albert Halls [2003] (83:44)
620. Peter Kay – Live at the top of the tower [2000] (70:51)
621. Peter Kay – Stand Up UKay [2007] (77:21)
622. Patton Oswalt – No Reason to Complain (42:00)
623. Redneck Comedy Roundup 2 (73:50)
624. Richard Pryor (1) (4:42)
625. Richard Pryor (2) (4:4
626. Richard Pryor (3) (3:52)
627. Richard Pryor (4) (6:20)
628. Richard Pryor (5) (7:56)
629. Richard Pryor (6) (2:37)
630. Ricky Gervais – Fame [2007] (78:31)
631. Ricky Gervais out of england the stand-up special (72:44)
632. Robert Schimmel – Live Since Then [2008] (60:17)
633. Comic Relief Robin Williams 1987 Stand Up Comedy (3:51)
634. Robin Williams – An Evening At The Met (65:07)
635. Robin Williams – An Evening with Robin Williams (91:31)
636. Robin Williams – Live Broadway (99:10)
637. Rodney Carrington – Live At The Majestic (56:34)
638. Rowan Atkinson – Rowan Atkinson – Tom, Dick and (4:30)
639. Rowan Atkinson – Awards (4:45)
640. Rowan Atkinson – Divorce Service (3:34)
641. Rowan Atkinson – Fatal Beatings (3:5
642. Atkinson, Rowan – Rowan Atkinson – Indian Waiter (6:00)
643. Rowan Atkinson – Not the Nine O’Clock News (4:30)
644. Rowan Atkinson – Roll Call (4:40)
645. Rowan Atkinson – The Good Loser (3:30)
646. Rowan Atkinson – With Friends Like These (8:35)
647. Rowan Atkinson – welcome to hell (5:3
648. Rowan Atkinson – Why I Hate The French (2:49)
649. Rowan Atkinson Live (64:59)
650. Russell Peters – Outsourced [2006] (73:40)
651. Russell Peters – Red White and Brown [2008] (79:05)
652. BBC2 Radio Show Behind The Scenes – Noel Fielding Interview (30:26)
653. Russell Brand – Russell Brand – Doing Life Live (62:46)
654. Russell Brand – Backstage at the Hackney Empire (4:34)
655. Russell Brand – Doing Life Live (62:46)
656. Russell Brand – Jonathan Ross Show Interview (14:22)
657. Russell Brand – Shame Live (75:34)
658. Russell Brand – Sketch – Big Swim (1:09)
659. Russell Brand – Sketch – Secret Lives (2:32)
660. Russell Howard – Live At The Apollo (1)
661. Russell Howard – Live At The Apollo (2)
662. Russell Howard – Live (69:36)
663. Sean Lock – Live At The Apollo (1)
664. Sean Lock – Live At The Apollo (2)
665. Sean Lock – Live At The Apollo (3)
666. Sean Lock – Live (79:14)
667. Comedy Central Presents – Stephen Lynch (21:07)
668. Steve Harvey – Still Trippin [2008] CD1 (51:21)
669. Steve Harvey – Still Trippin [2008] CD2 (54:21)
670. The Comedians Of Comedy (103:51)
671. Tim Minchin – So Fucking Rock (127:02)
672. Tim Minchin – So Live – CD1 (62:52)
673. Tim Minchin – So Live – CD2 (49:16)
674. We.Are.Most.Amused.Part-1.WS.DSR.XviD-TheBox (48:57)
675. We.Are.Most.Amused.Part-2.WS.DSR.XviD-TheBox (28:29)
676. Will Ferrell – Youre Welcome America (91:51)
677. Aries Spears on Def Jam
678. Chris Tucker – Random 93 Jokes
679. chris tucker about michael jackson
680. Chris Tucker Comedy
681. Chris Tucker on Osama…Bill Clinton…Lil Richard…Puffy…total randomness -1
682. Chris Tucker on Osama…Bill Clinton…Lil Richard…Puffy…total randomness
683. Chris Tucker performing at Michael Jordan Celebrity Gala 2009
684. Comic Relief 2006 – Dane Cook
685. Comic Relief 2006 – George Lopez
686. Comic Relief 2006 – Sarah Silverman
687. George Lopez America s Mexican – 1 of 7
688. George Lopez America s Mexican – 2 of 7
689. George Lopez America s Mexican – 3 of 7
690. George Lopez America s Mexican – 4 of 7
691. George Lopez America s Mexican – 5 of 7
692. George Lopez America s Mexican – 6 of 7
693. George Lopez America s Mexican – 7 of 7
694. George Lopez Latin Kings of Comedy pt 1
695. George Lopez Latin Kings of Comedy pt 2
696. George Lopez Latin Kings of Comedy pt 3
697. JAMIE FOXX – STRAIGHT FROM THE FOXXHOLE 2 6
698. JAMIE FOXX – STRAIGHT FROM THE FOXXHOLE 4 6
699. JAMIE FOXX – STRAIGHT FROM THE FOXXHOLE 5 6
700. JAMIE FOXX – STRAIGHT FROM THE FOXXHOLE 6 6
701. JAMIE FOXX – STRAIGHT FROM THE FOXXHOLE 3 6
702. JAMIE FOXX – STRAIGHT FROM THE FOXX HOLE 1 6
703. Jamie foxx Bill Clinton
704. Jamie Foxx Ruins A Not Funny Comedian
705. Jamie Foxx Entertainers Don t Beef. Unleashed – Lost Stolen and Leaked
706. Jamie Fox Standup Ass like a Horse
707. Jason Manford – Live at the Apollo Part 1 2
708. Jason Manford – Live at the Apollo Part 2 2
709. Joe Rogan Disses Heckler
710. Kings of Comedy-Joey Medina
711. Lee Mack – Live At The Apollo – 12 09 05 – Part 1 of 3
712. Lee Mack – Live At The Apollo – 12 09 05 – Part 2 of 3
713. Lee Mack – Live At The Apollo – 12 09 05 – Part 3 of 3
714. Marcus Brigsctocke – Live At The Apollo – Part 1 of 2
715. Marcus Brigsctocke – Live At The Apollo – Part 2 of 2
716. Matthew Lillard – Extreme Movie – Sex Advices (2:20)
717. Michael Colyar
718. Mitch Mullany Stand-up Part 1
719. Mitch Mullany Stand-up Part 2
720. Mitch Mullany Stand-up Part 3
721. Natalie Portman Rap
722. Omid Djalili in Jack Dee Live at the Apollo 1
723. Omid Djalili in Jack Dee Live at the Apollo 2
724. Omid Djalili in Jack Dee Live at the Apollo 3
725. Omid Djalili in Jack Dee Live at the Apollo 4
726. Paul Rodriguez Pt 1
727. Paul Rodriguez Pt 2
728. Paul Rodriguez Pt 3
729. Rhod Gilbert – flying to australia (3:46)
730. Richard Coughlan Live – The Comedy Store London 22 11 08
731. Richard Coughlan Tough Crowd
732. Ross Noble – Live At The Apollo Part 1 4
733. Ross Noble – Live At The Apollo Part 2 4
734. Ross Noble – Live At The Apollo Part 3 4
735. Ross Noble – Live At The Apollo Part 4 4
736. Semi-Pro Love Me Sexy Music Video
737. The Lonely Island – Jizz In My Pants (2:32)
738. The Lonely Island – Like a boss
739. The Lonely Island feat T-Pain – I m On A Boat
740. The Love Guru

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Alan Carr Tooth Fairy (Live 2007)
Alex Reymundo Hick Spanic (Live In Albuquerque 2007)
Bill Bailey (Live Cosmic Jam 1996)
Bill Cosby Himself (1982)
Bill Engvall 15 Degrees Off Cool (2007)
Bill Hicks (Live 2004)
Bill Hicks Relentless (1992)
Bill Hicks Sane Man (1989)
Bill Maher Be More Cynical (2000)
Bill Maher I’m Swiss (2005)
Bill Maher The Decider. (2007)
Bill Maher Victory Begins At Home (2003)
Billy Connolly (Live 2002)
Billy Connolly Was It Something I Said (Live 2007)
Chris Rock Bigger And Blacker (1999)
Chris Rock Bring The Pain (1996)
Chubby Brown In Bad Taste (2003)
Comedy Central Roast Of Pamela Anderson (2005)
Comedy Central Roast Of William Shatner (2006)
Comedy Centrals Axis Of Evil Comedy Tour (2007)
Dave Attell Captain Miserable
Dave Attells Insomniac Tour (2005)
Dave Chappelle For What Its Worth (2004)
Dave Chappelle Killin Them Softly (2003)
Dylan Moran Like Totally Live (2007)
Eddie Griffin Last Stand (2003)
Eddie Griffin Voodoo Child (1997)
Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie Murphys Delirious (1983)
George Carlin Carlin At Carnegie Hall (1982)
George Carlin Complaints And Grievances (2001)
George Carlin Its Bad For Ya HBO Special (2007)
George Carlin Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
George Carlin On Location George Carlin At USC (1977)
George Carlin Playing With Your Head (1986)
George Carlin You Are All Diseased (1999)
Jamie Foxx Presents Americas Funniest Comics (2006)
Jamie Foxx Presents Americas Funniest Comics Vol. 2 (2007)
Jamie Foxx Presents Americas Funniest Comics Vol. 3 (2007)
Kyle Cease Weirder Blacker Dimpler (2007)
Mike Marino New Jerseys Bad Boy Of Comedy (2007)
Peter Kay Live At The Bolton Albert Halls
Peter Kay Live At The Top Of The Tower (2000)
Peter Kay Stand Up Ukay (2007)
Ricky Gervais 3 Fame (Live 2007)

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Killin’ Them Softly is easily one of HBO’s best comedy specials, catching star Dave Chappelle at a career high in 2000 and with an abundance of hysterical, highly polished material. Taking his time, stretching concepts and bits like a master, Chappelle plunges into a wealth of anecdotes and observations about the influx of white people into Washington, D.C. (where this show was recorded) since the 1980s. (“Who are the scariest people? White guys in black gangs. No telling what they did to get respect.”) There are fantastic tales of racing cops with Chappelle’s white friend, Chip, and a great story about being left alone in a limousine outside a busy crack house.

DAVE CHAPPELLE is a successful comedian, screenwriter, and actor. CHAPPELLE’S laid-back yet socially attuned style of comedy has made him a favorite among all ages and races. As an actor he’s appeared alongside some of Hollywood’s biggest names in films such as THE NUTTY PROFESSOR, CON AIR, YOU’VE GOT MAIL, UNDERCOVER BROTHER and BLUE STREAK. CHAPPELLE also co-wrote and starred in the sidesplitting prison caper HALF BAKED. Now laugh out loud as you spend 60 hilarious minutes with DAVE CHAPPELLE as he sounds off on everyone within earshot. Originally aired on HBO in 2000, “Killin’ Them Softly” is without a doubt one of the funniest standup specials available. You’ll never laugh more than you will here. Dave spares no victim as he addresses issues about the Police, Racism, Sesame Street, Kids, and the Government. It’s hilarious! Comedy doesn’t get any better than this! Welcome DAVE CHAPELLE’S “Killin’ Them Softly” to the prestigious PLATINUM COMEDY SERIES. Bringing you the funniest comedians in America!

This Showtime stand-up special is the best performance of his career. Filmed in front of a live audience in San Francisco, he starts things off with a bang by comparing SF to another large city in the bay area. Another thing that stands out is that he talks about Utah kidnapping victim Elizabeth Smart, who isn’t usually fodder for comedians. The way that he makes a tragedy funny, without being obscene or disrespectful to the victim is commendable.

Dave does discuss the usual targets such as Michael Jackson and R. Kelly, but does so in a very original way without dehumanizing them like many people would. If you like edgy comedy that’s hardcore without being obscene, and tough talk, but from a really nice guy, then this is for you.

George Carlin HBO Special 2008 – Its Bad For Ya

George Carlin – Life Is Worth Losing

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

Carlin was noted for his black humor as well as his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his “Seven Dirty Words” comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5–4 decision by the justices affirmed the government’s power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves.

The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. In the 1990s and 2000s, Carlin’s routines focused on the flaws in modern-day America. He often commented on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture. His final HBO special, It’s Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death.

Carlin placed second on the Comedy Central cable television network list of the 100 greatest stand-up comedians, ahead of Lenny Bruce and behind Richard Pryor.He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live.

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Season 1, Episode 1: Currahee
Original Air Date—9 September 2001
In 1942, men from across the USA are in Camp Toccoa, Georgia to undergo paratrooper training. For the men of ‘E’ Easy Company the training is particularly difficult as a result of their demanding commander, Captain Herbert Sobel. He drives them incessantly to excel, canceling their weekend passes on a whim. His favorite chore is to have the men undertake a run up a hill known as Currahee. While the men are fit and ready for battle, thanks to Sobel, he has unfortunately shown himself to be a weak tactical commander. Once in England, and knowing they will soon be invading the Continent, the sergeants stage a rebellion. Sobel’s excesses come to an end when Lt. Dick Winters requests a court martial rather than accept punishment for one of Sobel’s lame charges.

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Season 1, Episode 2: Day of Days
Original Air Date—9 September 2001
In the very early hours of the D-Day invasion, Easy Company along with thousands of other Allied paratroopers land behind enemy lines in Normandy. In the chaos of the jump however, they are spread far and wide with many landing far from their expected drop zone. Lt. Winters assembles the few men they can find and slowly make their way to their rendezvous point. As the men straggle in, they also must adjust such as when Malarkey meets a German soldier who grew up in Oregon. Easy’s Company commander is still missing so Winters is left in charge and is ordered to take out a German artillery bunker that is wreaking havoc with the troops landing on the beach. They do so with great efficiency and are rewarded with several Bronze and Silver Stars and the Distinguished Service Cross for Winters.

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Season 1, Episode 3: Carentan
Original Air Date—16 September 2001
Easy Company’s next objective is to take the town of Carenten where they engage in street to street fighting with a doggedly determined enemy. The fighting is hard and there are many casualties. Having pushed the Germans out, Easy Company now has to hold the position and soon face a counter-attack from German forces, including artillery and tanks. For Pvt. Albert Blythe, the pressure and stress pushes him to the breaking point. He even suffers from hysterical blindness but soon recovers with a few words of encouragement from Winters. After 36 days in battle, Easy Company is finally relieved and get to return to their base in England.

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Season 1, Episode 4: Replacements
Original Air Date—23 September 2001
Easy Company’s stay in England is far too short when they are ordered to participate in operation Market Garden. This major engagement is to thrust north into Holland seizing the bridges along the way with a view to giving the Allies a clear route into Germany. The men of Easy Company are told that they will be leaving for good and they parachute into near Eindhoven, where they get a huge welcome from the war-weary population. With significant losses in Normandy invasion, Easy also has to welcome new recruits who, in the eyes of the now veteran combat soldiers who have survived, as much a liability as a benefit. The battle is not easy with the Germans putting up fierce resistance. The situation is particularly dire for Sgt. Bull Randelman who is separated from the rest of the Company and is forced to hide out in a local barn overnight as the Germans move in. The battle was not a success and did not shorten the war as had been hoped.

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Season 1, Episode 5: Crossroads
Original Air Date—30 September 2001
Captain Winters leads Easy Company in an attack on what they thought was a machine gun nest but turns out to 2 Companies of German SS who also have artillery support. The attack is successful in that they virtually wipe out the enemy but they do suffer many casualties. He soon finds himself promoted as the 2nd Battalion’s Executive Officer and while he has concern about leaving Easy Company, he knows they are in good hands with Lt. Moose Heyliger. In the aftermath of the disastrous Operation Market Garden, Easy Company is assigned to assist a large group of British paras who are trapped behind enemy lines. Later, with Christmas approaching, the men suddenly find all passes canceled and they are quickly moved to Bastogne to help defend the city from the German offensive. The company is now led by Lt. Norman Dike, for whom the men have little respect.

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Season 1, Episode 6: Bastogne
Original Air Date—7 October 2001
It’s a cold, harsh Christmas 1944 for the men of Easy Company as they try to hold the line around Bastogne against attacking German forces. They have no winter clothing, limited rations and little ammunition. For Eugene Rowe, one of the medics, the problem is getting basic medical supplies. He’s been scrounging what he can, but it simply isn’t enough. He’s managed to get supplies from a pretty French nurse in Bastogne, Renee, but as the casualties mount, he finds himself lacking even the most basic supplies. The men of Easy Company are left on their own much of the time as the Company commander, Lt. Dike, spends most of his in his foxhole.

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Season 1, Episode 7: The Breaking Point
Original Air Date—14 October 2001
Easy Company is still in the Ardennes forest but the Germans are in retreat. The men are cold and living in foxholes knowing that they will likely be ordered to try and take the town. The Germans have been pushed back to the town of Foy but they are well positioned and have heavy artillery. Their artillery barrages take a heavy toll and several of the veterans of Easy Company are severely wounded including Bill Guarnere and Joe Toye. Those injuries have a particularly heavy impact on their good friend, Lt. Buck Compton. When the attack does come, Easy Company is led by the ineffectual Lt. Dike who makes several tactical errors leading to unnecessary casualties. Capt. Winters, who is observing the battle would like nothing better than to rush into battle to lead his old Company but cannot. In the end, he orders Lt. Speirs to take command of the attack.

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Season 1, Episode 8: The Last Patrol
Original Air Date—21 October 2001
It’s February 1945 and a depleted Easy Company is now in Haguenau, France on the Rhine just across from Germany. Pvt. David Webster, who was injured during Operation Market Garden, returns to the Company but finds that his absence from the fighting in Bastogne has alienated the others and he is treated as an outsider. The Company also has a new junior officer, Lt. Henry Jones, a West Point graduate who has yet to get any battlefield experience. The war is clearly coming to an end and the men are starting to think they might just survive the war. When Colonel Cink orders a raid across the river to take prisoners for interrogation, the men are less than keen to take part but follow orders. No one believes it’s worth it when one of the men dies from the wounds he receives. When Col. Cink orders another raid the next night, Capt Winters has his own unique way of dealing with the situation.

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Season 1, Episode 9: Why We Fight
Original Air Date—28 October 2001
The men of Easy Company are now in Germany, aware that the Germans are surrendering by the thousands and that the war is winding down. With more time to reflect, some of the men are wondering if it was all worth it and begin to question whether the sacrifices they and their absent colleagues have made were worth it. That question is answered when they come across a concentration camp and they see first hand the atrocities committed by the Nazis. Captain Nixon has returned from a jump behind enemy lines that did not go well and resulted in many deaths. He’s drinking heavily and has been demoted from Regimental to Battalion intelligence officer. Soon after Hiltler’s death, they are ordered to Bertchesgarden, the Nazi leader’s mountain-top retreat.

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Season 1, Episode 10: Points
Original Air Date—4 November 2001
It’s May 1945 and Easy Company finds itself the first Allied troops to enter Bertchesgarden, Hitler’s Bavarian retreat. They find the village virtually empty with only a few people working in the hotel. They’re there only a short time when they get the news they’ve been waiting for: the German army surrenders and the war in Europe is over. For those with enough service, it means a trip home while the rest continue to train for an eventual transfer to the war in the Pacific. For others still, tragedy still awaits. The men of the 101st all have varied futures ahead of them. The bonds of brotherhood shaped in battle will remain with them for their lifetimes and beyond.

This is the story of “E” Easy Company, 506th Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division from their initial training starting in 1942 to the end of World War II. They parachuted behind enemy lines in the early hours of D-Day in support of the landings at Utah beach, participated in the liberation of Carentan and again parachuted into action during Operation Market Garden. They also liberated a concentration camp and were the first to enter Hitler’s mountain retreat in Berchtesgarten. A fascinating tale of comradeship that is, in the end, a tale of ordinary men who did extraordinary things.

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Having resolved their situation and with an ample supply of breathable air, Dr. Rush turns his attention to their limited power supply. His short temper – not to mention his tantrums – is grating on everyone and Col. Young tries to establish some control over the scientist’s activities. Rush has been working virtually non-stop, leading him to collapse. When the power fails completely the occupants find themselves hurtling into a new solar system. Elsewhere, several of the refugees record messages and some are on the verge of rebellion thinking information is being withheld from them. Eli is forced to help calm them.

Tensions rise as the new arrivals explore the ship. Dr. Rush comes under suspicion with his secretive behavior and attitude. He determines however that the ship is losing air. They find a damaged room that is partly exposed to space but the problem is that the door can only be closed from the inside. Who is prepared to sacrifice their life for the others? Once that problem is solved, Rush determines that the level of carbon dioxide is rising rapidly. The ship comes out of hyperspace however near a planet that will have the materials needed to fix the scrubbers. They are given only 12 hours however to get what they need.

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With the ship out of hyper-space for twelve hours, Lt. Scott, Sgt. Spencer, Ian, Dr. Rush and others travel down to the planet to find the minerals necessary for the scrubbers to provide them with breathable air. They find a desert planet that should have what they need but they will have to locate a dried lake bed as it will be the likely source. Scott recalls some of his troubled past. As time winds down, some of the team decide to use the gate to transport themselves to a habitable planet, despite Ian’s advice to the contrary. Chloe Armstrong communicates with her mother to tell her about what’s happened to her father.

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Having resolved their situation and with an ample supply of breathable air, Dr. Rush turns his attention to their limited power supply. His short temper – not to mention his tantrums – is grating on everyone and Col. Young tries to establish some control over the scientist’s activities. Rush has been working virtually non-stop, leading him to collapse. When the power fails completely the occupants find themselves hurtling into a new solar system. Elsewhere, several of the refugees record messages and some are on the verge of rebellion thinking information is being withheld from them. Eli is forced to help calm them.

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As destiny is flying directly into the sun, unable to change it course, the crew decides to abandon ship and attempt to survive on a nearby planet. However the shuttle they need to escape can only hold a fraction of the crew on Destiny. Colonel Young decides to hold a lottery to choose who will go on the shuttle, Scott and Johanson are chosen by Young to lead the evacuation and Young and Rush remove themselves from the lottery. Those left on the ship wait for death, but are surprised to find that instead of being destroyed the ship regains power. Relief last shortly, however, when they realize that the shuttle is unable to meet up with destiny again. All is saved with the quick thinking of Colonel Young.

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The water reserves are mysteriously disappearing, in massive amounts, and members of the crew are quick to blame others. When Destiny drops out of FTL the only planet in range is an ice planet with a toxic atmosphere and only two of the space suits are operational. Colonel Young and Luitenenant Scott gate to the planet and start the search for pure ice, using Eli’s new invention, a hover cart. When the Colonel is away, Johansen, who is currently in charge, discovers that the dust aliens Scott found on another planet, followed him to destiny and are using up massive amounts of water. The aliens seem harmless until aggravated by a startled crew member and attack him. Meanwhile, Scott and Young have found pure ice a ways from the gate and have returned for a second load. Johansen has a plan to trap the aliens in an air locked room, but when they do the now angered aliens begin to look for a way out. Back on the planet, while returning to the stargate with another load of ice, lieutenant Scott fall into a crevice, during a tremor, and becomes stuck. With Young attempting to dislodge him and pull him out another tremor causes the crevice to enclose tighter and rupture Scotts suit, slowly causing him to loose consciousness. With time running out Young must decide weather or not to leave Scott behind and get the ice back to Destiny. On Destiny the trapped aliens find a way out of the locked room, so Johansen comes up with a plan to lure them into a container of water and lock them in. Another tremor occurs on the planet and releases Scott to fall farther into the crevice but Young is able to catch him just in time and pull him out, just in time to rush to the gate to see the container of aliens being hurdled out through the Stargate and gate back before destiny goes back into FTL. The ice provide some water but the problem remains, there not enough water to survive.

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The Ancient’s communication’s stones are used to allow certain crew members to return to Earth via compos mentis using volunteers on Earth. A risky plan is then hatched that might bring the crew home, and Rush is certain it is doomed to fail.

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The travelers aboard the Destiny find a kino recording a visit they have made to a planet. The only problem is that haven’t visited it yet. It seems that at some point in the near future several members of the crew use the gate to travel to a nearby planet but soon after their arrival, some begin to fall sick. Fearing that they may have contracted a communicable disease TJ decides they must remain on the planet or risk spreading the disease to other aboard the ship. They soon learn they are not alone on the planet and come under attack. Aboard the Destiny, Dr. Rush tries to learn just what has happened but when crew members fall ill, as they would have if they had gone to the planet below, TJ finds there is another explanation to the illness they have contracted.

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Exploring Destiny the team finds a chair similar to the one found in Antarctica by General Jack O’Neil. Young orders no one to sit in it, the neural interface can be very dangerous. Rush has found an Icarus like planet filled with naquadria in Destiny’s database, only a year away. The news heightens crew moral, evident in the Pshyc evaluations preformed from Johansen. On a trip to the planet Matthew Scott gets a letter from an old friend and when he goes to visit her he discovers that she has an eight year old child that he fathered. Camille goes to the planet to visit her girl friend, an emotional reunion ensues. When Scott returns to Destiny he has a vision of Telford visiting Emily Young, Everett Young’s wife. Young goes to the planet to see Telford with his wife and attempts to attack him but the stones are pulled before he can. It is discovered that Rush has planted the information about the planet, and there is no way to dial home yet. Rush claims that this is because he wanted to boost moral on the ship. In the end Young surprises Telford on the planet and beats him.

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When Sgt. Spencer is found shot in his quarters, Lt. Scott conducts a room to room search for any evidence. It looks bad for Col. Young when Scott and Eli find the murder weapon in the Colonel’s room. He asks Chloe to represent him at a hearing that will be held on board. The military members of the crew are prepared to back-up their commanding officer with force if necessary but Young insists they all calm down and let the process continue. Eli manages to find conclusive evidence about what exactly happened to Spencer and who put the gun in Young’s room. Knowing who is behind the deception, Young takes action.

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